Halle Berry Is Engaged (2012 Version)

Halle Berry is engaged again, so let's pick up the wackiness where we we left off...right about...here! Sigh.

We shouldn't be surprised at any of it however. It's just human nature that Halle Berry should find another man pawn sucker idiot.

There are always people ready in a heartbeat to marry the Hot Girl, and as a guy I can understand that, because, hell, I'm a guy, and most guys are led by their man parts AKA Don Draper. But there's another level to this, where the Hot Girl is batshit crazy. You know those types. They're the girls where your reaction is, "yeah, but I'd still hit that in a heart beat! (see "Most Males Responses To Jennifer Love Hewitt").

Then there's the Hot Girl that you KNOW is 100% batshit crazy, and can't seem to hold a man for more than a year. She goes through guys like a rhino's backend pees water. Then she breaks 40, and suddenly, her standards drop like a rock, and she dates guys that make people scratch their collective heads and say "why the hell is she dating him? And what kind of crazy loser is he for dating her?" (see "Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux")

This is the Hot Girl that most men know to stay way from, but there's always that ONE guy who gonna chase it anyway. Pray for the one guy, because his life is about to become more complicated than the key signature of a  Frank Zappa song. Radar Online reports:

It's official! After weeks of speculation, Olivier Martinez has confirmed his engagement to Halle Berry.

The Miami Herald reported the happy news after the French actor was asked about the rumors at the opening of his new South Beach restaurant Villa Azur on Saturday night.

"Yes, of course it's true," he said when asked about the news that Star magazine broke through RadarOnline.com in January.

Martinez, 46, was also quick to make sure the man who made the engagement ring for his 45-year-old bride got credit for his work.

"There is a jeweler taking credit for doing the ring and it's a lie," he said. 'They have nothing to do with this."

The ring was in fact designed by a jeweler called Robert Mazlo from his Saint-Germain-de-Pres neighborhood in Paris.

Martinez describes him as "a real artist' who has designed for "kings and queens for many centuries".

Berry has a three-year-old daughter, Nahla, with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and has been married twice before.

Martinez was in a relationship with Australian pop princess Kylie Minogue for many years before they split in 2007.

Now, Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and even at 45, she can still rock the bikini body, no doubt. But Girl Can't Hold A Man To Save Her Life.

She married David Justice, who got abusive with her, so, or course, she had to get out of that, and no one's blaming her for that, so she did.

Then she married Eric Benet....who cheated on her. Strange that anyone would cheat on hot-ass Halle Berry, but, OK.

Then, she shacked up with Gabriel Aubry who was ten years younger than her, and knocked her up before they broke up.

And now, in the middle of ongoing custody battles, we find out she's getting married. We're not saying that it isn't love, but Halle's hitting those hot flash years, so this guy had better have a rock solid pre-nup. And maybe a bullet-proof vest. And properly working smoke detectors.